Mysterious Buttgems
What could be their use? And more importantly, how did they come to be? The answer to this can be found in those lines:

* Scrapp bends over and reveals his ass, which in fact is soo hard can crush a coal into a diamond
<Lina_|nverse> but who is gonna want butt-diamonds
<Scrapp> they are in the shapes of little asses
<Lina_|nverse> 'we can't tell you how we get em...but they're damned nifty!'

And this is how we got the idea for those amazing, sparkling, translucent pieces of ass!