Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Garv

***NOTICE!*** Before I begin, I have a confession to make. I have discovered a love inside of myself for the Dragon Ball series that I never knew I had. I felt that I should write a silly fanfic with extra cameos, and without even realizing it, it became a Dragon Ball crossover. I hope the Dragon Ball fans out there appreciate this just as much as the Slayers fans and Sailor Moon fans do.

BISHOUJO SENSHI SAILOR GARV -- Part 3: Underwear, Veggies, and Senshi, oh my!

By Christina Rose
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Garv sat in his desk at school, fidgeting nervously through his Algebra class. His notebook was full of random doodles drawn in the margins around his actual notes, taken rather badly. Five more minutes.. only five more minutes! He hadn't been this excited since the new Magical Drop game had been released in the arcades! He had already given Valgarv a note, saying not to catch up with him after class, as he had more urgent business to attend to.
Deep Sea had actually asked him to wait up for her after class was over today! Deep Sea, the hottest girl in the entire high school! Her light blue hair was easily as out of place, if not more so, than Garv's own knee-length straight crimson hair, bound at the bottom with a cute maroon bow. So, naturally, a foreign-looking girl was asked out on more dates than a foreign-looking guy. He had no idea what Deep Sea would want with a nobody guy like him, though...
His reminescence was interrupted by the school clock, chiming melodically, as the other students got their things together and were leaving. Oh no, he'd be late! Frantically shoving his books into his satchel and shutting it, he raced outside to the front gate! There she was.. standing amidst the falling sakura blossoms of late April, a few strands of long, silky blue hair blowing in the wind. Wait, no, that was the other blue haired girl, Bra. Damnit, now he'd made eye contact! No, don't walk over this way! Garv silently cursed. He was going to be late now unless he got rid of her!

"Hi there, Garv-kun!" Bra smiled, uncharacteristically friendly.

She was the most popular girl in school, in addition to being the only daughter of the Briefs family, whose company made up approx. 52% of the world's economy. She was very accustomed to having her own way, and usually only associated with a small group of people she was generous enough to acknowledge as her friends. Even for a straight-A student, the teachers and administrators all treated her with an unusual amount of respect and fear. Only her friends knew why. Now she was being nice to Garv, whom she had heretofore snubbed with a look.

"Er.." Garv was trying to politely excuse himself, but stumbling over his own words. "Uh.. Bra.. I'm kind of.."
"Say! Is that a present for me?" Bra leaned over, looking at the small box in Garv's hands with a label saying, "To my blue-haired sweetheart."  Damn! Maybe he should have been more specific.
Three options appeared in Garv's mind for how to handle her. The one he chooses is marked with >.

No, I've had a crush on Deep Sea for months and this is the day I confess my love.
You ignored me last year at Prom. Go to hell and die, Bitch.
>What? Oh, no, this is for me, the label came with it.

"What! What kind of store sells something with a label like that?" Bra drew back indignantly, arms folded over her nonexistent chest, reminiscent of Lina's, "I guess you're too embarassed to tell the truth, huh? I can understand you being kind of nervous around a beautiful girl like me, but just so you know, even though I'll never want to be seen in any public place with you, you can feel free to give me chocolate any time!" She smiled and walked away, running to catch up to her brother, who was being swarmed by Bra's friends. Garv watched Bra shoo the girls away and hug her brother's arm possessively.

A tap on his shoulder startled him. "There you are!" He jumped up in surprise.

"Deep! Oh, uh, nice to see you isn't this great weather!" Garv turned around to face her, scratching behind his head nervously. She was inspecting the box of chocolates she had plucked from his hand expertly.
"Are you giving this to me?" Two more options appeared in Garv's head, and he lost his nerve.

Yes
>No

"But thou must!"

Yes
>No

"But thou must!"

Yes
>No

"But thou must!"

Yes
>No

"But thou must!"

Yes
>No

"But thou must!"

Yes
>No

"But thou must!"

Yes
>No

"But thou must!"

>Yes
No

"Fine, here you go."

Garv finally gave up and handed it over.
"Ugh, this box has the ones with the cherry filling! I hate those. But.. ooh.. caramel and cream.. Thanks! Oh, I bet you're wondering why I asked you to meet me after school, aren't you?"
"Uh, a little bit.." Garv lowered his hand, trying not to look too stupid.
"Well, have you heard of Sailor Garv?" She gave Garv a sideways glance. "To tell you the truth, I've been following his increasing success a lot lately, and I'd love to meet him and tell him how much of a fan I am of his work."
"Er, Sailor Garv? Well, I don't know him personally, but if I happen to see him, I could tell him..."
"Cut the crap." Deep Sea took a caramel chocolate and popped it into her mouth.
"Hey, a big tough guy like me is too cool to lie to a girl!" Garv nodded to himself. "I uh.. yeah."
"Come on, any moron can tell it's you wearing a skirt." Deep Sea stated after swallowing the chocolate. "It's kind of a cool costume.. in a sick sort of way. Although I think it suits me a heck of a lot more than it suits you."
"What, you have a costume like mine?" Garv exclaimed before realizing his mistake and clapping his hands over his mouth.
"AH HAH, I knew it!" Deep Sea exclaimed triumphantly. "I wasn't really sure before, but you just confirmed it for me! You ARE Sailor Garv aren't you?!"
"Shh keep it down!" Garv made frantic hush-hush motions with his hands.
"Why, all the other students have left already." Deep Sea blinked innocently. Then something finally occured to Garv.
"Waaaiiiit a minute. If you've got a costume like mine.. and a name like Deep Sea.." Garv's eyes were narrow and suspicious. "Sailor.. Deep Sea?!"
"Yep, the one and only." Deep Sea nodded, opening up her schoolbag. "I thought I should introduce myself, since we'll be working together from now on."
"Wo--TOGETHER?!" Garv was suddenly looking at Deep Sea with big starry puppy dog eyes. "Really?! Me fighting together with you?! Oh, this is what I've always dreamed of ever since I was a little boy!"
"....I wasn't around back then." Deep Sea pointed out, without him noticing. "Anyway, yeah, Joylock decided that we could probably accomplish more chaos and fear working together as a deadly force than apart. And Tuxedo Dynast is pretty hawt, if I do say so myself."
So that little side comment shattered all romantic dreams he had ever held for her. Oh well. He could plot revenge and steal Grausherra from her later. Heh heh heh.
"Hey, by the way, aren't you supposed to have a real name?" He asked curiously.
"I hate it, it's a really stupid name, and Deep Sea sounds so much cooler and more.. well.. deep. So I use that instead."
"Ahh, I see.."
"Heehee.. don't forget me!" A frog popped out of Deep Sea's schoolbag. "I'm Joylock, the talking demon frog!" It started hopping around everywhere like mad, until another schoolgirl, this one with long, dark blonde hair, easily caught the frog in midair, threw it to the ground and stomped on it. Repeatedly. Until it was nothing but a sickening smear on the sidewalk. Deep Sea and Garv stared in horror. The girl looked up at them solemnly.
"My name is Christina, but you can call me Chrissy. I probably won't show up anymore, but I had to do that personally." The girl with the long dark blonde hair and hazel eyes brushed her hands off triumphantly.
"Nani~!" Deep Sea glared at her angrily. "Now who will we turn to for advice and strategy? We needed that stupid frog!"
"Trust me, it's for the good of humanity." The girl called Chrissy nodded sagely.
"Like we care about the good of humanity?!" Garv gave a sardonic laugh.
Chrissy shrugged. "I write the story, so you do what I tell you to do anyway. From now on, you can refer to me as God if you want. The next part of the story involves a group meeting, so, I'm going to put you there now, since I can't think of any funny transitions."

Suddenly, Garv and Deep Sea both found themselves sitting in a diner, in a booth, seated across from Grausherra, Phibrizo, and Valgarv, who were all skinny enough to fit on one side.
"You know," Deep Sea mentioned, looking darkly at the screen, "This is really bad form for an author. You're reducing this to just another pointless self-insertion fanfic."
"Bah, what do you know?!" A light female voice thundered down from the heavens. "Just shut up and get on with the story! Don't make me come down there again!"
Muttering under her breath, Deep Sea nodded sullenly
"Hey D-ko, long time no see." Grausherra flashed a winning playboy smile to her. She batted her eyelashes and smiled back, very prettily.
"Dynast-chan! How long has it been?"
"Who knows.. a day? Two days?" He shrugged. "Anyway, to get on with this meeting, first I'd like to introduce our new team members. Valgarv, Phibrizo, this is Deep Sea, also known as Sailor Deep Sea. And Joylock is.." He blinked. "Where is Joylock? I thought you had him with you."
"Oh, the chicken-wuss author--"
"WHO'S A CHICKEN WUSS?!" The group sweatdropped.
"...anyway, the author couldn't stand the thought of writing him, so she came in and destroyed him herself. It was kinda nasty too, bloody pulp all over the sidewalk.." Deep didn't notice the three guys staring at her in horrified disgust. "So! When's dinner? I wanna talk over a full course meal!"
"Good idea, our new comrade!" Garv waved a waiter over.
"I have no idea how you got in here, sir, but I'm afraid you're going to have to leave now." The waiter spoke very politely and calmly.
"What? But we weren't the ones doing the shouting, that loud author was!" Phibrizo protested, putting on a face of childish innocence that no older adult could ever doubt was absolutely sincere and honest.
"I'm sorry, sirs, and madamoiselle, but I must regretfully inform you that we are unable to provide meals to anyone at this time. You see, the entire restaurant has been reserved by a private party."
"What!" Valgarv stood up. "But we were here first! What kind of selfish jerk would take an entire restaurant for themselves, anyway? I won't let them get away with offending Garv-sama like that!"
"A small family with a very large amount of money, sir." The waiter continued standing politely.
"Hey, why is there a waiter here, anyway?" Grausherra pointed out ingeniously. "This is McDonald's."
"As I said. They reserved the entire restaurant, and hired a waiter, sir."
"So, if we paid you more money, we could reserve it for ourselves since we were here first, right?" Grausherra pulled out a wad of bills and offered them to the waiter. "I think this should be more than enough."
"I think not, sir. I do not wish to anger them. Now please leave before they come... sir." The waiter's eyebrow twitched once, showing the smallest signs of his impatience.
"Come on, there's another McDonald's two blocks away." Deep Sea stood up, smiling. "We can just go there instead."
"It's not that!" Garv stood, facing the waiter indignantly. "It's the principle of the matter. You just can't do that!"
"If you wish to take it up with the family, sir, please feel free to bring your grievances to them. I do not wish to get involved." The waiter escorted them to the entrance, as they followed grudgingly.
As they walked out, a hover car stopped near them, with four people stepping out of it. The first was an older lady, with a conservative dress and short pale lavendar hair. The second was a rather short man with a dark, brooding expression on his face, wearing a pink bowling shirt with BAD MAN on the back in big black letters. The third was a guy in his late teens that Garv recognized as a classmate, with pale lavendar hair parted in the middle in what some people referred to as a "butt cutt." The fourth, Garv barely recognized as Bra, wearing a revealing red halter top and mini-skirt, with long, matching high-heeled boots... something entirely inappropriate for a 15 year-old girl to wear. This was a strange family, to say the least, but now he understood how a family could have bought out an entire restaurant.
Garv was just about to march up to them and demand that they allow others to eat there when Grausherra elbowed him in the side gently.
"Hold on. I have an idea.. Why don't we just transform, then trash the place?"
"Hey, that's great, nobody will ever recognize us that way, so we can't get in any trouble!" Deep Sea nodded her approval.
"Oh goodie, my mommy won't be mad at me!" Phibrizo was sickeningly cute.
"I can't wait to see you kick their asses and take names, Garv-sama!" Valgarv watched his hero admiringly. "You'll do it right?!"
"Of course!" Garv stood proudly, hands on his very un-feminine hips. "It's justice and mayhem, so how can I resist?! In the name of Ruby Eye-sama, we'll beat them all to a bloody pulp!" He thrust one fist into the air, and the others all thrust their fists up to join his, shouting in unison.
"YEAH!" *cue epileptic flashy light sequence* "Demonic Dragon Lord Power! MAKE UP!"
"Hellmaster Power! MAKE UP!"
"Deep Sea Power! MAKE UP!"
"Dynast Power! MAKE UP!" The few people fortunate enough to witness Deep Sea's transformation sequence were soon not so fortunate, running in absolute sickened terror from the large man, feminine guy, and young androgynous boy child transforming in the nude. Meanwhile, back in the restaurant, the Briefs family was trying to enjoy a peaceful meal. "For the last time, WOMAN, pass the ketchup!"
"And for the last time, I'm not passing you ANYTHING until you show some manners!"

Bra and Trunks both sighed, looking at each other knowingly. This was turning out to become nothing more than a normal meal for them. It was rare for their family to all eat together, each person being busy with their own personal schedule, and the few times that they did all manage to sit down at the table at once, it was like this. Bra had, however, had enough. She stomped on the floor loudly to get their attention.
"Mommy, Daddy, I thought we were going to have a fun time here! I wanted to go out to eat with my family, just once!" Trunks watched her in amazement. Being the spineless wimp that he was, Trunks would never have the gall to say something like that in front of his father.
"....you're right, Bra, I'm sorry." Bulma looked a little apologetic. "I even got the whole restaurant for us, and our meal was reduced to this. I'll be nicer, okay?"
"Che. Whatever." Vejita snatched up the ketchup bottle from Trunks who had been in the middle of using it. Again, Trunks could say nothing in protest.
But suddenly, a loud voice boomed through the air with the force of a very large man wearing a tiny skirt and skin-tight shirt across his chest, immediately attracting everyone's attention to three dark silhouettes standing on the counter next to the cash registers. "CHOTTO MATTA!" A spotlight came down on the central figure, revealing (guess what!) a very large man wearing a tiny skirt and skin-tight shirt across his chest. The man had his hands on his hips, and his legs spread wide. Trunks suddenly felt ill, and averted his eyes. Bra screamed. Bulma stared in horror. Vejita raised an eyebrow.
"What the hell?" Vejita spoke the thought that was on everyone's mind.
"I'm glad you asked!" The man turned to the side, turning his head to face them, one arm held over the other in a very feminine pose. "I am the terror that quacks in the night! I am the single irritating beam of sunlight that comes through drawn window shades! I am the enemy of all who have people kicked out of McD's for a private dinner! Ore wa.. BISHOUJO SENSHI SAILOR GARV!" A few nihon flags waved behind him.
"Bulma. Are all Earth restaurants like this? If so, I'm going to have to destroy each and every one of them." Vejita said this mildly, but every person sitting at the table knew that he meant it.
"Father, please, we don't want to cause a scene here!" Trunks said, almost pleadingly. "Let's just figure out what he wants."
Another spotlight came down on a young androgynous child wearing a pink outfit matching the other man's, but more pink.
"And I'm Sailor Chibi Hellmaster, his sidekick!" Another spotlight came down, this one on a blue haired girl wearing a matching blue and white fuku.
"I'm Sailor Deep Sea, the one and only! And in the name of Ruby Eye-sama..." They all pointed and spoke in perfect coordination and unison. "We'll punish you!"
"So you think you can just waltz in here and ruin the meal that I paid for out of my corporate account?!" Bulma stood up angrily.
"Yeah!" Bra stood up with her, facing them boldly. "You guys have NO idea what you're up against, anyway!"
"Heh." Sailor Garv smirked down at her, hopping down from the counter. "You ignored me last year at Prom. Go to hell and die, bitch."
"What?!" Bra exclaimed angrily.
"Besides, what do we have to be scared of?" Sailor Chibi Hellmaster looked down at them confidently from his perch up on the counter. "An ugly old lady, a midget guy in a tacky shirt, a girl that dresses like a slut, and a gay-looking guy? Ooooh, I'm scared."
Little did Phibrizo realize the dread impact that his taunts, made in jest, would have on the family. Bra and Bulma exchanged glances, nodded, and walked away to a safe distance as Vejita and Trunks both glared angrily.
"Trunks. Take Bulma and Bra somewhere else. I'm going to have some fun, and I don't want you or any of them getting in my way." Vejita smirked in anticipation, cracking his knuckles.
Trunks was a little angry about the comments, both from Sailor Chibi Hellmaster and Vejita, but he knew far better than to object when it was his father talking and a fight was involved. He nodded once and walked over to where Bra and Bulma were, escorting them out. They shouted words of encouragement such as, "Go Dad! KILL THEM! Beat them to a pulp!" as they left the building and drove off. Deep Sea and Chibi Hellmaster both leapt off the counter as they drove off.
Vejita turned to face the three of them. "Hn. Three to one. Not very fair, is it?" He looked up at them with a dark smirk on his face.
"Darn right it isn't!" Sailor Deep Sea posed. "It wasn't fair of you to kick poorer people out of McD's either! You should consider this a tough lesson about--"
"I wasn't talking about fair for me." Vejita was suddenly standing right in front of Sailor Deep Sea. "You blinked." Then she flew back, as he backhanded her into the wall. Tuxedo Dynast swooped in to catch her, but she had already made an impact crater in the wall by the time he landed.
"Oh, crap! I'm not supposed to make my intros like this!" Dynast looked annoyed, as he healed Deep Sea. "Don't worry, Sailor Garv, she'll be fine anyway!"
Vejita had already turned his attention away from the two annoying pests to the two uglier annoying pests. Garv and Phibrizo looked at Vejita, then at each other, then back at Vejita. Phibrizo shook his head frantically, and Garv nodded, and turned to the small, slender, yet ridiculously built Saiyajin in the hot pink bowling shirt with BAD MAN on the back.
"I don't know what kind of trick it was that you just used, but it won't work on me or my friend! Yeah. So uh. Don't even try it, yeah." Garv kept his look of confidence up with a bit of effort."

"What's wrong, did your little speeches not have the right effect on me?" The smirk never left Vejita's face. "Come on, I know you're strong. Show me."
"Uh, yeah, that's RIGHT!" Garv suddenly had a flash of inspiration. "Of COURSE I have to have some hidden power that I can draw out that I just don't know about yet! Isn't that right, Tuxedo Dynast?!"
"Sailor Garv!" Tuxedo Dynast looked up from his healing. "You must recite the words I taught you to summon the Lord of Nightmares! It's the only way to defeat this menace!"
"The Lord of Nightmares?!" Sailor Chibi Hellmaster fell back in abject terror. "No! Not.. Not the Lord of Nightmares! Anything but that!"
"I thought we agreed that was to be a last resort thing!" Sailor Garv shouted back to Tuxedo Dynast.
"And this is a spot where we NEED a last resort, since you don't have any of your stronger versions of the same spell yet!"
"Damn. You're right. Hold on a second." Garv motioned to Vejita to wait. He responded by folding his arms across his chest and leaning up against the counter, eyeing them impatiently. "Okay, here goes nothing! Sailor Garv is going to give it his best shot!" Garv drew out his sword and raised it over his head. "Lord of Darkess, whose hair is as gold upon the Sea of Chaos!"
Vejita immediately leaned forward in interest, as the amount of power around Garv began to increase exponentially. He could feel a great and dangerous force coming from somewhere far away, very VERY quickly. He pondered the wisdom of actually interrupting them and killing them all where they stood. He quickly threw that idea aside, since this new enemy could probably give him a much more entertaining time than these morons had thus far. So he sat back and watched as Garv was surrounded by an aura of crackling black energy.
"I call upon thee! I swear myself to thee! Let this moron standing in front of us be cut to pieces with your unimaginable power! LORD OF NIGHTMARES! Grant me this request and appear before us!"
Out of the swirling, crackling black energy stepped a tall, slender figure, radiating a golden aura of sheer power. Vejita had started to wonder if it could possibly be another Saiyajin, and had started to power up to Super Saiyajin level, when.. he recognized the figure.
"Oh, Vejichan, is that you?" The Lord of Nightmares paused. She was a tall woman, wearing a long, form-fitting black evening gown that trailed past her feet, covering her high heels, with long, smooth, flowing blonde hair. She carried a scythe with her, not as a weapon, but merely as a symbol of what she brought when summoned. Death.
"I TOLD you not to call me that!" Vejita started angrily. "What the HELL are you doing here at this idiot's beck and call?! You're the f***ing lord of all the f***ing universes!"
"Oh, it's in my contract with the author. I have to make at least one appearance to bring death down upon all those who annoy me."
The Sailor Senshi all stared in confusion at this new turn of events.
"Well, too bad for you. I'm bringing death down upon those who annoy me right now, so just mind your own business and find some other fight to interfere in." Vejita stated with authority. The Lord of Nightmares' eyes, those brilliant golden beautiful eyes, widened slightly in mild surprise.
"Interesting. Well, perhaps I can save them, and the story, after all."
"It's a stupid )*^$% author that needs divine intervention to save her own *(^%$% characters." Vejita pointed out caustically.
"Just shut up! I hate you all!" The angry female voice thundered down from the heavens.
"Anyway, o great Lord of Nightmares, ruler of all that is holy and unholy!" Sailor Garv continued, feeling suddenly hopeful after hearing L-sama's last comment. "I swore myself to thee and stuff, so go ahead and give me your divine blessing, bringing retribution upon my enemies!"
"Sorry, Ga-chan, I can't do that." L-sama shook her head.
"WHAT?!" It was a collective exclamation from all of the senshi. "Why not!"
"You see, I owe him a.. small favor. For.. services rendered, you might say." A cryptic smile was on L-sama's lips. "It's been a while. Want to come visit me tonight? Vejita." She spoke his full name magnanimously. Vejita gave her an eloquent one-finger salute. L-sama sighed. "Very well, I'll grant you permission to fight the strongest warrior of my realm.. again."
"That sounds more like a deal." Vejita smirked. "I hope he's been training hard. Because I won't let him beat me again. Only one person in any universe is stronger than I am, and it sure as hell isn't that guy."
"Just make sure to stay blonde the whole time. It's more.. exciting.. that way."
The senshi all continued staring in shock as L-sama took Vejita and pulled him back through the void of crackling energy, the energy dissipating afterwards.
"Ne, Garv-samaaa.." Valgarv said, peeking out from behind the counter, still holding his nihon flags. "What just happened? Is it over?" Garv, Phibrizo, Dynast, and Deep Sea all stared at the space where the Lord of Nightmares had come from.. then back at each other, then back at the space again.
"I think so, my useless sidekick friend." Garv finally stated out loud, as if challenging anyone to prove him wrong. On either count. "I think so."
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" They all turned as one to face the doorway where the voice had come from.  Standing in the doorway were four people, dark silhouettes against the moonlight outside. A spotlight came on for one figure, a small girl with bright red hair and big heavy shouldergear and a cape. "Heh heh heh." Lina walked forward, cracking her knuckles. "Just like that bastard Xelloss said, it looks like somebody closed the restaurant so that they could have it to themselves. And it looks like the culprit is the sickos in drag! I think we're going to have to teach them a tough lesson about sharing, aren't we, Gourry!" A spotlight came on over a tall man with long blonde hair, wearing a breastplate and shouldergear, one hand resting easily near his hilt.
"Damn right we are! ...who are they again?"
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT! Ne Zel, Amelia!" Lina glanced back at the last two figures, who each had a spotlight simultaneously light up over their heads.
"As a follower of Justice, I cannot allow someone to get away with bribery! That kind of selfish behavior is something that I, Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune, will absolutely not forgive! In the name of Saillune.." Amelia posed, pointing. "We'll punish you!"
"I don't care. Let's just get this over with, since it's obvious I'm not going to be able to stop any of you." Zelgadis wore a look of resignation as he moved to draw his sword. The four sailor senshi all stood together, including Sailor Deep Sea, fully healed. It was time for the real battle to begin. This would be a deadly test of teamwork and bravery. Bravery in Garv's case being, able to face the perfectly coordinated, dangerously powerful opponent team. Bravery in Lina's case being, able to stomach Garv's appearance long enough to attack him, let alone having to deal with the rest of the group.
Suddenly, Xelloss appeared between both groups.
"Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt! But you shouldn't fight en masse like this, it would make for a huge mess!" He raised his hands to show that he meant no harm.
"And do you have a better suggestion?!" Lina shouted at Xelloss. "I was getting all hyped up for it and you've ruined the atmosphere!"
"Ma~ ma~ Lina-san, please calm down!" Xelloss backed away from her nervously. "I'm simply here to suggest a better format for a more professional match!"
"Well, out with it already!" Deep Sea shouted.
"Have any of you heard of the King of Fighters tournament?" Xelloss looked between both groups and acknowledged their blank expressions with a smile. "I thought that this fight would fit in the King of Fighters format perfectly, with the amount of people we have here; four on each side... I suppose an empty McD's is as good a place as any to fight.."

And so the stage was set for what could very well be the next Match of the Millenium. Which side will come out on top!? Who will become the ultimate KING OF FIGHTERS? You'll have to find out in the next bloody and violent episode of.. BISHOUJO SENSHI SAILOR GARV!

Post-story author's note: For those of you who didn't appreciate the Vegigolo reference, please refer to http://www1.stas.net/sfp/viag/vegigolo.html and be enlightened. It's extremely hilarious stuff.

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