Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Garv

*Part Two*
by Chrissy-chan

In an abandoned alleyway somewhere in Tokyo...

"HELP ME! Somebody!" The student shouted, as the gang advanced on him slowly, backing him up against a wall. The leader twirled a knife and grinned.
"You should have known better than to date my sister, idiot. Now we'll show you the meaning of pain!" The leader raised the knife, ready to strike, as the rest of the gang continued advancing, grinning like the idiots they were. But, just as the first strike was about to be made..
"DIL BRANDO!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The student, the leader, and the entire gang were sent flying up into the air by the force of the explosion of rock and fire around them. As the student landed on his back with a heavy impact, having learned the true meaning of pain, he saw a distant silhouette through his blurry vision, that seemed to be bright red and black. Amid the moans of pain coming from the entire gang, the person stooped down to search all of them and take their wallets, jewelry, and other assorted valuables.
"Wh.. who.. are you.." The student barely managed to croak.
"No need to thank me!" The person posed, bowing and winking. "I'm bishoujo tensai madoushi Lina Inverse, and any reward you'd like to give would be greatly appreciated!"
"Oi, Linaaa.." A tall man nearby tapped her shoulder. "Don't you think that was a little too overkill?"
"Bah! Villains have no rights!" Lina posed again and tossed her hair over her shoulder. "Gourry, don't forget, this group probably has some allies, so keep a lookout for me!"
"Hai, hai." Gourry resumed his post as a lookout.
"Now then! About that reward... but.. you're unconscious." Lina sweatdropped slightly, noticing for the first time that the student had passed out. She shrugged nonchalantly, "Well, I've already looted the rest of them, so I guess our business here is finished! C'mon, Gourry, let's--"
"Not so fast, evildoer!"
"WHAT?!" Lina looked around for the source of the voice, "Evildoer?! What the hell...?" Then, a shadow passed over her, causing her to glance up. She noticed a figure standing on top of one of the nearby buildings, with long red hair, billowing in the wind, tied together at the bottom with a big marron bow. "...oh no..."

BISHOUJO SENSHI SAILOR GARV --- PART 2: JUSTICE AND MAYHEM

"Wherever there is evil, wherever there are innocent souls being tormented by psychotic monsters, I will be there to encourage it! I am the Sailor of Justice and Mayhem, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Garv! And, in the name of Ruby Eye, I'll beat you up!" Sailor Garv struck a pose, smirking, the hair on his legs glinting in the moonlight.
"I think I'm going to be sick.." Lina held her stomach, as Gourry walked up from behind, looking up at Sailor Garv curiously.
"Oi, Lina, who is that guy?"
"I don't know!" Lina flailed angrily, "He just keeps following me around and trying to beat me up!"
"And, I'm Sailor Chibi Hellmaster!" Sailor Chibi Hellmaster ran to stand in front of Garv, striking the exact same pose, while wearing a pink fuku.
"WOULD YOU GET A LIFE AND STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND YOU DORKS?!" Lina yelled at both of them. Sailor Chibi Hellmaster cringed and hid behind Sailor Garv, who stood there, unfazed.
"Mere threats can't stop the power of justice and mayhem! Right, Sailor Chibi Hellmaster?"
"Ko-kowai.."
*AHEM* "Anyway, time to get your beating! GARV FLARE!"
"Gaaaaah!" Lina rolled out of the way of the incoming blast, which then hit Gourry instead. He stood there, singed, "Owww..."
"Garv-sama!" Valgarv tugged on Sailor Garv's skirt from behind.
"What is it, my loyal weakling sidekick?" Garv glanced at Valgarv curiously.
"I don't think your attack is having very much effect! But, a little frog came to me, and told me to give you this!" Valgarv handed him a longsword.
"...a frog, you say?" Garv looked perplexed. "Well, I'll leave that for another day. For now, I must beat up these--"
"FIREBALL!" Lina lobbed one directly up at where Sailor Garv and Sailor Chibi Hellmaster still stood.
"Garv-sama!" Sailor Chibi Hellmaster ran in front of him, raising his arms defensively, "PINK SUGAR LAGUNA BLAST!" He fired the blast of sugar at the fireball, incinerating the sugar and making a giant blob of pink gooey syrup that smelled very burnt. Everybody held their noses in distaste, except for Gourry.
"Hey, that stuff smells pretty good! I haven't eaten in a while, Lina, why don't we.."
"Gourry, would you just SHUT UP?!" Lina clenched a fist. "I'm gonna take the ground right out from under them! When I do, you get 'em!"
"Gotcha!" Gourry gave Lina a thumbs-up, then shifted to attack position, hand resting on his sword hilt, watching Garv, Valgarv and Hellmaster with narrowed eyes.
"FLARE BIT!" Lina shot a volley of small projectiles directly at the roof below Garv and his faithful compatriots.
"What?!" Garv laughed sardonically. "What a lousy shot! Get some glasses! ..erk? AAHHH!!" ...as the entire building caved in. After the initial rain of debris, and clearing of smoke, Lina saw Garv slowly stagger to his feet, as his companions were still laying there in the middle of the destruction.
"Garv... samaa.." Sailor Chibi Hellmaster whispered, before going unconscious.
"Sailor Chibi Hellmaster! My weakling flunkie Valgarv!" Garv looked at Lina and Gourry with a look of smoldering fury on his face. "You'll pay for that!"
"HAH! Whatever! Get 'em, Gourry!" Lina pointed at the group.
"HYAAA!" Gourry, still resting his hand on his hilt, ran towards the pile.
"...oh shit." Garv barely brought his new longsword up in time to block Gourry's sudden draw of his own longsword. The two clashed for a few moments, apparently evenly matched. As their swords met again, and again, twirling and clashing musically together, Valgarv slowly lifted his head, watching Garv in admiration.
"Wow.. Garv-sama, you're so cool.." While Valgarv was worshipping Garv, Lina was watching the fight, tapping her foot impatiently.
"This is lasting too long! Source of all power, fire which burns beyond crimson, let thy power gather in my hand!"
"Garv-sama!" Valgarv shouted, "Look out!"
"Gourry! DUCK!"
"Where?" Gourry looked up at the sky.
"AHOU! FIREBALL!" Lina tossed it at the entire group with an overhead pitch.
"Garv-sama! Use your new attack now!" Valgarv looked near panic.
"New attack, huh..? Okay, my weakling flunkie!" Garv smirked in the face of the oncoming fireball, then brandished his sword, as Gourry remained distracted, looking for the elusive duck. "GARV FLARE ESCALATION!"
"What?!" ..was both Lina and Gourry's reaction, watching Garv perform a completely different aerobics routine from what they'd seen before. The resulting blast hit Gourry point blank, sending him crashing directly into Lina, at which point both of them got sent flying through the nearest wall.
Garv brushed his hands off, sheathing his sword and nodding to himself. "Not bad, if I do say so myself. I am one cool Sailor Senshi."
"Garv-sama! You did it!" Valgarv hopped to his feet, looking happy and better.
"That was so cool!" Sailor Chibi Hellmaster was starry-eyed. "I want to be just like you when I grow up!"
"Bah. It's a hero's job to look cool." Garv looked up at the moon. "But my job is far from over. This world is full of scenes of justice and mayhem, waiting to be interfered with. And as long as threats to Ruby Eye exist, I'll be there to beat the crap out of them!"
"YEAH!"

NEXT SCENE: FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, AFTER GARV-TACHI LEAVE

Xelloss looked down at the pile of broken rock and wall with Lina and Gourry in it, laying there, swirly-eyed, sighed, and shook his head sadly.
"I guess Lina-san was a bad choice for someone to oppose Sailor Garv after all. I bet that must have hurt."
"...bad choice..?!" Lina slowly sat up, rubbing her head, "Chotto, Xelloss! What the hell are you doing here?!" Xelloss smiled, holding up a cup of hot tea.
"I had been enjoying my evening meal at a local restaurant, when I heard some strange explosions. Naturally, as a priest, I was curious to see what the cause was." With a wider smile, "I should have guessed it was you, Lina-san! Hahaha-"
"HAHAHA JA NAI DESHOU!" Lina leaped to her feet and knocked Xelloss over the head. "I heard you perfectly loud and clear. Don't even try and tell me it was just my imagination that I heard you talking about picking me to fight that guy! I don't want to fight some sicko in a skirt!"
"Itai no da!" Xelloss rubbed the bump on his head. "Lina-san, you don't have to worry so much now! You won't have to fight him again, since he already beat you and Gourry-san. He'll probably find a bigger threat somewhere else! Naturally, I'm hoping someone brave enough to stand up to him will put an end to his -injustice-..."

...and somewhere far, far away, in a peaceful, expensive, high-quality restaurant, a pair of ears perked up.
"Hark! Is that the clarion call of Justice I hear?" Amelia suddenly stood up from her seat at a candlelit table, one hand cupped around each ear. Zelgadis sighed and shook his head.
"Amelia. You're paying the bill, remember? Don't run off until we're done with this meal, because it's very rare to get a chance to eat food this good. By the way, try the eel sushi."
"But, Zelgadis-saaan.." Amelia pouted in disappointment, then slowly sat back down, "I guess you're right, but we should eat fast, so that justice can triumph on a full stomach! Hey, this eel sushi is good! Here, Zelgadis-san, try a piece of ill-tempered sea bass..."

And so, the newest villains to come onto the scene continued eating, in a calm, orderly, polite manner, as passing customers and waiters tried to avoid glancing at Zel for too long, and Zel pointedly ignored their looks. What horrible fate lies in store for our heroes?! Will Amelia teach Sailor Garv the true meaning of Justice? Will Zelgadis strangle Joylock the Talking Frog to shut him up?! Will Sailor Garv finally get some from Sailor Deep Sea?! Tune in next time for another excitingly overdramatic episode of.. BISHOUJO SENSHI SAILOR GARV

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