7 am: Got up and kicked everyone else awake. Then went back to sleep and threatened to kick them out of the house if they went back to bed.

10 am: Ate breakfast and drank all the milk and ate all the almond croissants. Sent Kyou to buy more. Forbade him to have any.

Noon: Made Yuki cook lunch wearing nothing but a sexy little apron. Then whipped him for looking so much like me and getting all the girls.

1 pm: Tried to pump some milk from Haru. Realized that he's a bull, not a cow. Decided that it didn't matter and got evil plan for breakfast tomorrow.

2 pm: Went to see if Hatori needed that other eye. I broke a nail and I was feeling angsty. Unfortunately, he told me 'no can do'. Sulked for a good half-hour.

3 pm: Confiscated Shigure's porn stash. Everything in this family belongs to me anyway.

4 pm: Tried to shove Tooru in front of Momiji to make him turn into the hare. I felt like a rabbit stew for dinner. I failed. Stupid nimble rabbit.

5 pm: Stole one of Ayame's pretty dresses. My kimono got dirty thanks to Shigure's porn stash.

6 pm: There was no rabbit stew, so considered steak instead. Made sure Haru was within earshot.

7 pm: Humiliated Ritsu for being a crossdresser for the umpteenth time this week. That little prick thinks he looks soooo much better than me in a dress, feh.

8 pm: Unleashed Kagura on Kyou. Just because. Took compromising pictures and threatened to show Yuki. If he thinks I haven't noticed those little "tickling sessions" they have together...

9 pm: Spent some quality time with my beloved family. Proved once and for all that the bullwhip draws more blood and agonized screams than the horsewhip.

10 pm: Bedtime for Kisa and Hiro. Made sure to smash them thoroughly into the walls until they stopped moving.

11 pm: Interrupted "tickling session" going on in Kyou's room and dragged Yuki into mine. Time to use that brand-new grenadine-flavored lube I got for his birthday last month. I'm sure he loved it. If he didn't, another whipping session should solve everything.

Midnight: Went to howl at the moon. The best way to bring out the animal in me, unlike for some others.

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